November 22, 2023 · Slice of Life
So Much to Be Thankful For
They say it would take 9½ hours on a treadmill to burn the 4500 calories consumed at a traditional Thanksgiving meal. We say there’s a reason we’ve got pants with elastic waistbands. Put on an oversized hoodie and give yourself a hug. We love you just the way you are.
Please, Pass the Potatoes.
Thanksgiving leftovers can leave you feeling like a sack of mashed potatoes. In 1953, Swanson felt the same way when optimistic projections resulted in 26 tons of leftover turkeys. This led to the advent of TV dinners (and the modern-day couch potato). When you grow tired of cran-turkey-casserole, let us help.
While In-laws and crowds can be a source of stress and anxiety for many of us, we’ve still got plenty to be thankful for. Sadly, the same can’t be said for this friendly guy. Despite new regulations including a 70 ft height limit, the childhood nightmares continue as beloved friends face this distressing fate.
We’re happy you’re here.
The team here at Bergman loved seeing the amazing things your company achieved this past year. We’re excited to share and promote your powerful story in the new year. Please accept our sincere appreciation and cheerful holiday wishes. As always, if you need help with anything at all, please reach out; we’ll do everything we can to make 2024 your best year yet.
Let’s make this a great one.